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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your favourite colour and why?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

See photos: Miguel Angel Jiménez wins the Principal Charity Classic - The Des Moines Register

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Solar Storms Are Secretly Taking Down Elon Musk’s Satellites - The Daily Galaxy

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Weaponizing Tariffs: Top Stocks For The Summer Heat - Seeking Alpha

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Casts 9 More Roles, Including Draco Malfoy - The Hollywood Reporter

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science