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12.06.2025 04:51

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is your favourite colour and why?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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